Rank-worthy content you are proud to publish

Do you want rank-worthy content? Writing is a superpower when done right. And that’s what we do.

Tell us what you want to rank for, either the keyword or the topic.

We research the current top performing web pages for your keyword and use tools to guide our writer to create your content to be in-line with what Google already ranks.

We deliver your rank-worthy content, ready for publishing.


Plain Text



We deliver your content in the format that works best for you.


1. Tell us what you want to rank for

Either submit the keyword/title you want to rank for (“how to train a dog fast”) or the topic (“dog training”) and leave the rest to us.

2. We research what Google loves

We carry out our in-house rank-worthy content process which involves researching the on-page ingredients that make up the top web pages and using that data to build a blueprint for your content.

3. Receive your content

After 7-10 business days (we do not rush the creative process!) you will receive your rank-worthy content ready for publishing (yes, no more editing or fixing typos.)


SEO content that humans love

Google can’t read, yet the machine still decides who ranks. We study what the machine loves.

Humans can read, of course, and influence the rankings by their engagement with your page, and through spreading the word (backlinks and social media.) We write to delight the reader.

For best results, both machine and human must be considered.

We write for both.

Native British writers only

We are a small team of two — husband and wife — born and raised in “sunny” England.

Yes, it’s cold and wet in England...

Expensive, too. But it is where we live, so we make the best of it (and drink plenty of tea.)

Reassuringly long turnaround times

It takes time to create content this good.

While we do not profess to be the best of the best, we do know how to string a sentence together and will take our time to do it right.

Simple pricing

One piece of rank-worthy content: $99


“I was born, like most people. Plus I have one wife (I'm a traditionalist,) a cat, and now a rabbit. Sensible offers considered.”

Jordan Francis, typer of words.

Wife, human mostly, eater of ice-cream.

Catherine Francis, Queen nit-picker


Rank-Worthy Content


per piece of content

SEO Optimized

Built to Closely Approximate What is Already Ranking

Easy to Read Content That Humans Love

100% Unique Content You Will Be Proud to Publish

No Typos to Dampen Your Mood...


How long does it take?

Give us 10 business days. We like to do a proper job and take a pause between edits, etc.

Do you have any samples?

The copy on this page is indicative of the standard you will receive (after all, we wrote it.)

If you still want a sample, then get in touch!

How many words will I receive?

As many words as it takes to convey the message.

No word count?!

When you write to a word count, the focus shifts from quality to quantity. We write for the reader.

Is your content English or American English?

We default to British English. However, when ordering you get to choose “American English” if you prefer, and we will accommodate you.

Can I request revisions?

In the unlikely event you are not happy, holla and we will work with you to make it right!


Got a question?


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mere, wiltshire
BA12 6DL
united kingdom
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You rock!

Thank you for your order.

Use the form to let us know what you want us to write about.

Perhaps you have a keyword in mind, or a topic (in which case you can “trust the chef” to bring you something delicious.)

If you have any special requirements, do let us know. This includes the format you want your content delivered in (e.g. “plain text,” markdown, etc...)

Last, be sure to enter your preferred email address in the last box, so we know where to send your rank-worthy content!

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We really appreciate your business. So here's to your success!

Jordan and Catherine


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